mikhailah 

Someone who’s probably a Sagittarius. Cocky and fearless. Nice but chooses violence in the morning . Goes on mini adventures and dates . They’ll go on a friend date before a actual date . Might beat you in a argument but also in a fist fight

“ Damnit mikhailah again with the dirty room! Clean it please! ”

mikhailah by MaybeSage November 22, 2021

mikhailah 

Someone who’s birthday is most likely in December. Heavy Sagittarius vibes . Cute but fearless . Definitely will most likely beat you in a argument. Wakes up everyday and chooses violence over peace . Fear but love the mikhailah

“ Damnit mikhailah clean this room! It’s been like this for weeks!

mikhailah by MaybeSage November 22, 2021

Mikhail Kalashnikov 

The Soviet regimes had a manic need to display the country’s excellence to the world and especially for their own sovoks, whether the reason was the Slavic inferiority complex or whatever, for the civilized world their efforts were tragicomical, in reality it was a mere developing country with a nuclear weapon (due to the help of Western commies) and today's successor, Putinstan is basically unchanged with the same mindset.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Mikhail Kalashnikov also began to believe in this Soviet myth about himself as a creator of the AK 47, the quote is allegedly from Joseph Goebbels, the Minister of Propaganda in the Third Reich.

Immediately after the war, the Soviets began hunting experts in various fields from Germany for forced labor into the Soviet Union, among these thousands was also a weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser and his 15-member team and 500 other German gunsmiths, metallurgists and scientists. HS had developed the world's first usable assault rifle, the Strumgevehr 44. Kalashnikov denied having met Schmeisser ever (in the town of Izhmash), but at least once in a weak moment in an interview in 2009 he said he had "collaborated" with him - this is the good ol' Homo Sovieticus' hero-making method; talents develop a product, but the glory goes to the own peasant. Schmeisser was allowed to return to the "liberated" part of Germany in 1952 only to die the following year.

When the pompous Mikhail Kalashnikov statue was unveiled in Moscow 2017, at the same time, in a way, the real designer of the AK 47 was also unveiled, but only for a moment... The sculptor had blundered by depicting Schmeisser's designed StG 44 and its parts on the pedestal of the statue - an angle grinder was found and soon this embarrassing reminder of honest historiography was removed.

Mikhail Kalashnikov by O. W. Tongueincheek February 8, 2022

Mikaelah 

Beautiful and smart girl that will steal your tacos. Very feisty but absolutely loyal no matter what. She's an all around amazing person with a vibrant and crazy personality. You are lucky to be friends with a Mikaelah and should be careful if you ever get on her bad side because she knows how to hide a body. You will only get her really upset if you hurt somebody she is close to. She will stand up for what's right and ignore the haters. She's got a great body with an amazing booty. Tends to fart at the gym.

"Damn, I wish I could date Mikaelah, she's so hot!"

Mikaelah by Tato_lex July 12, 2017

Mikalah 

A rare and beautiful girl. She's shy at first but the more you get to know her you will find that shes an amazing person with a good heart. Mikalah is known for her love in children and music. She prefers to stay in the house for the day and simply relax. She also very lowkey. Civilized during the day but a freak in the night. Mikalah will have your world turned upside down!! Dont get me wrong, Mikalah isn't one that you would want to mess with. If taunted enough Mikalah will have a whole new personality. Before you could even blink you'll be bleeding on the floor. So dont take her kindness for weakness....ever!!!!

Boy #1: "did you see Mikalah today? She sure did look good"

Boy #2: "yeah did you hear about that girl she beat up? Gave her a concussion"

Boy #3: "Wow! I want me a Mikalah"

Mikalah by She bad224 June 10, 2016

mikhalia 

a nice hilarious gorgeous friend, she is all ways smiling and super nice. If you get on her bad side good luck there is no coming back from that

mikhalia walked in the room making it happier.

mikhalia by m2246 November 2, 2018

Makailah

Makailah is the most amazing, annoying,and silly person you will ever meet. While having the qualities of beauty and laughter she is a fun person to be around. She makes parties lit, and fun she brings light to rainy days. She’s nice, and cute boys might swoon but she’s a smartie. And knows what she wants. So don’t underestimate her. Because she’ll come back guns blazin.

Makailah is my favorite person.
Makailah is hot af.
Makailah has like everything

Makailah by Anonymous Squid June 15, 2018