Micronoob 

An idiot who uses Microsoft software to the death.

Person 1: Hey dude. Windows 7 is the sex.
Person 2: Holy shit dude you're such a Micronoob.

Micronoob by Luke Carrier December 3, 2009

microphobation 

Adam Lambert's mastrubating the stand-up microphone during "Whole Lotta Love" on American Idol #8 tour. Causes dizziness, group fantasies, and loud outbursts of shrieking.

Adam Lambert Adagasms microphobation sex toys

microphobation by Gimmeglamour September 21, 2009

Microdoodle 

A simple, short and creative video clip, part of a series, created for viewing and sharing on the web and social networks. TV commercials for the new media, with personality and charm.

Have you seen the latest Microdoodle from Two Paddocks Wines? So funny!

Microdoodle by TheMicrodoodleCompany August 24, 2011

micronosity 

The quality or characteristic of being micro-managed

In order to build their own self-esteem and self-worth, managers with tiny little pointy minds will practice the art of micro Mormon management micronosity.

micronosity by obp March 8, 2012

microphobia 

When someone does not want to talk on a microphone.

My girlfriend doesn't want to talk on mic, she has microphobia.

microphobia by Killercoke2 May 23, 2016

microcoon 

Microcoon..... What everyone thinks they've got when someone else's maine coon is bigger!

- a small Maine Coon Cat.
Or a Maine coon that hasn't reached its maturity yet.

My MC is 2 and 3kg.... my dear, you have a Microcoon. Maine coon cat

microcoon by MCMAAD May 25, 2016

microhooker 

A person who seems to offer sex for no financial or emotional investment, but in practice makes a series of small demands which accumulate to a non-obvious significant investment.

"I thought she was good to go, but 80 bucks a later, I had to throw that microhooker back."

microhooker by Mr Punch December 17, 2008