microphobe 

Someone who is afraid of irregularly small midgets who have germs.

Val Kilmer is a microphobe because he contracted VD from a surprisingly attractive cast member in that Willow movie.

microphobe by Mike November 4, 2004

microphobe 

Someone who is aversed to or dislikes individuals who are attracted to microphones.

"i hate microphone lovers"
"dude that's hella microphobic. don't be a microphobe."

microphobe by medjed February 18, 2025

Microphone Spamming 

Blowing excessively into the microphone just to piss people off.

"OH GOD DAMN THAT MICROPHONE SPAMMING NERD"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

"MUTE HIM"

"FFFFFF"

Microphone Spamming by BadolzoN August 5, 2008

microphone check 

A form of foreplay, when a woman gives head before or during sex.

"bro she stopped half way through and gave me a microphone check."

"hey babe before we get started I'm gonna need you to check the microphone"

microphone check by Then8ie December 24, 2013

Microphice 

Slang for microphone. A mix of the words microphone and device.

Yo! My man tore it up on the microphice last night.

Dexter: I was on my computer last night and Monique invited me to chat, but I couldn't hear anything.
Marco: She's so stupid.
Dexter: I know. How's she gonna try to voice chat without plugging in her microphice?

Microphice by Black Assazzin April 7, 2009

Kurt Cobain's Microphone 

A shotgun.

*Mike and Sarah are awoken by a noise in the middle of the night*

Sarah (Whispering): I think there's an intruder in the house

Mike (Whispering): Get me Kurt Cobain's Microphone and I'll give this noisy bastard something to sing about.

Kurt Cobain's Microphone by Sieffy March 21, 2017

Microphone check 

Is marijuana smoke or vape pulled through any the users device of choice.

Man she’s trippin’ she needs to go check the fuck out of a damn microphone.

I need to go around back and do a quick mic check (microphone check) my high is fading!

Microphone check by all_good_daze June 15, 2019