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Mucophobia 

The fear (justified or not) of having a booger protruding, hanging, dangling, stuck to or smeared on one's own nose or nostril.

Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)
1st person: "Do I have a booger hanging from my nose?

2nd person: "I don't see anything. You must be suffering from Mucophobia."

1st person: "Did you see a mirror in the bathroom?"
Mucophobia by rlscottrl January 23, 2012

Microphilia 

A fetish for unrealistically tiny people or the shrinking of. Popular in the furry fandom but not exclusive to.
Sally got into microphilia after reading the Borrowers.

machophobia

The current sociocultural trend in which the good old macho stereotypes or patterns of behavior are now labeled as predatory or offensive.
Guy: Hey baby, looking hot!
Gal: Get away from me you rapist!
Guy: Whoa, easy there with the machophobia.

microphobation 

Adam Lambert's mastrubating the stand-up microphone during "Whole Lotta Love" on American Idol #8 tour. Causes dizziness, group fantasies, and loud outbursts of shrieking.
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microphobation by Gimmeglamour September 21, 2009

microphoning a Rusty Charlie 

during a Rusty Charlie, the man aggressively stimulates the woman’s clitoris
My 55 year old uncle got to microphoning a Rusty Charlie with the 20 year chick he picked up last night.

mycophobia 

Mycophobia is a fear of mushrooms.
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mycophobia by Satanic Mantra January 8, 2005