microphobia
microphobia by Killercoke2 May 23, 2016
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Mucophobia
The fear (justified or not) of having a booger protruding, hanging, dangling, stuck to or smeared on one's own nose or nostril.
Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)
Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)
1st person: "Do I have a booger hanging from my nose?
2nd person: "I don't see anything. You must be suffering from Mucophobia."
1st person: "Did you see a mirror in the bathroom?"
2nd person: "I don't see anything. You must be suffering from Mucophobia."
1st person: "Did you see a mirror in the bathroom?"
Mucophobia by rlscottrl January 23, 2012
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