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microphoneunknown
An African-American (mainly from the 1970s) that adorned an unusually large afro.
Tyrone: Wow Leroy, if you graduated in '72, your yearbook probably looked like a collection of microphones.
Leroy: Graduate? Who you talkin' to nigga?
#afro#nappy#urban turban#hairdos#haircut
by pleco November 30, 2005
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microphonedrugs
In smoking marijuana, what a pipe turns into when one is too stoned to remember to pass it(also see babysitting)
Yo, you talkin' into a microphone there, or are you gonna pass that shit?!
#microphone#pot#marijuana#smoke#stoned
by fyrelady March 06, 2008
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microphoneunknown
The item used to record your pronunciation of words to submit onto the urbandictionary!
My microphone is broken, my neighboor's is broken, and my OTHER neighboor's microphone DOESN'T WORK on my computer!
by LARSTAIT November 04, 2003
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microphoneunknown
can be used as a dildo in hard times
Hey angelina (les partner) do you get the dildo?
No, but i have this microphone.
by Greg April 05, 2003
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microphoneunknown
to hold whatever you're smoking and talk instead of hitting it. usually done by know-it-alls who feel like they're superior to you in intellect and that you could learn a few things from them.
Guy 1: Rambling on about bands no one cares about

Guy 2: Damn man you gonna hit that shit or microphone it all night?
#stoned#smoking#douche bag#hater#dorms
by locomurph June 06, 2010
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Microphonesunknown
Small listening devices that drive you bat shit crazy.
We all put microphones in our ears!
#sleep depravation#punisher skull#old bones#free mason card#drones
by pychopath May 14, 2015
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Microphonedrugs
used specifically during smoking sessions,meaning to keep the blunt with you and not pass it,either intentionally or unintentionally.😁
Haji, don't microphone the joint.
##potheads###marijuana##stoner##hippie##triballife##psychedelic
by Stoner_dictionary August 17, 2018
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