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Microbear 

A chipmunk. Like a large bear, they eat food and can chew through camp gear to get it. But unlike big bears, they are tiny
“Hey bro! You got a hole in your pack.” “Shit, a microbear ate my candy bar!”
Microbear by paftdunk November 6, 2019
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Microlearning 

Electronic learning delivered in short durations with lessons or topics that are able to be completed individually or as part of a larger learning objective.

With Microlearning, each lesson has a specific learning objective, a high consumability factor, and is interactive or relatable with the target audience.
"I learn things quicker through microlearning"

"I like that I can spend my break learning something new, best of all, I actually remember it! Microlearning is great!"

microbating 

A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.
While waiting for his popcorn Steven decided to start microbating.
microbating by steeeeveperry March 23, 2011

Microhard 

Microsoft's evil twin. They have different mothers but the same father. Bill Gates kicked Microhard out of the house as a young child.
Person 1: I saw Microhard on the street today.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard about him. Was he ugly?
Person 1: Yeah.

Microdermal

A single point piercing in which a "Microdermal" anchor is placed under the skin and "popped" into place. They can be placed anywhere on the body including face/eyelids etc.

Microdermal anchors have far less chance than any other surface piercing to reject although often run into complications if put in by an in-experienced piercer.
Cassy got a microdermal in between her cleavage!
Microdermal by Tom K Blair August 1, 2008

microballs 

A derogatory term applied to someone who regularly avoids their responsibilities.
He once again demonstrated his sad condition which was a severe and chronic case of microballs.
microballs by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

McRoberts 

1) A fairly stuck up school located in Richmond B.C. with an unusually high grade point average compared to surrounding schools. Slackers don't fit in and trouble makers are sussed out and chased down (as quickly as possible) by a slightly crippled vice-principal with an english accent and a thirst to punish.
person 1: hey, i think i'm gunna go to mcroberts next year.
person 2: why? you wont get away with half the stuff you do at this school plus the v.p. spends his days plotting his revenge against the student body as a whole.
person 1: oh thats ok, i like doing homework and being on time for school everyday, I also enjoy getting A's and making adults, teachers and others with authority over me happy.... one time i got drunk though... it was really cool... i was such a bad ass.. i had one cooler and i was done. I spent the whole night puking after that.
person 2: haha ok nevermind... you definitely belong at mcroberts.

More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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