Microbeast 

A microbeast is a funny, talented, good looking, sexy, amazing, loved, creative, unique person who is almost perfect and a really good, caring, sensitive and kind friend. Basically, the person everyone wants to be :D

Dude she's freakin awesome!
I know! She's such a microbeast!

Microbeast by Ilike,OLDMOVIES May 14, 2012

Microaster 

The mixture of a Toaster and a Microwave.

KYLE: Dude, their selling microasters on eBay for 35 bucks!

BRANDON: Really? That's Lame.

AUSTIN: Your lame!

KYLE: Word.

Microaster by ASteezy June 11, 2008

microbating 

A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.

While waiting for his popcorn Steven decided to start microbating.

microbating by steeeeveperry March 23, 2011

microplastics

Plastic that is small, edible, and good for health.

Mom, I want to eat some microplastics today!

microplastics by 4fecta January 17, 2017

microtastic 

Much less than fantastic, in fact a disappointment.

We looked forward to that concert all year but it was unfortunately microtastic.

microtastic by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

microbate 

The act of masturbating to thumbnail pictures, especially off of google images.

so i typed in "lesbians in the shower" on google images, and i totally microbated to that shit.

microbate by b-hen April 22, 2009

microbate 

beating off to anything microsoft or a picture of bill gates

mom: ande what r you doing with that picture of bill gates?

Ande: dammit mom can't i guy microbate in this house

microbate by lazypotsmoker August 14, 2008