Microbeast

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A microbeast is a funny, talented, good looking, sexy, amazing, loved, creative, unique person who is almost perfect and a really good, caring, sensitive and kind friend. Basically, the person everyone wants to be :D

Dude she's freakin awesome!
I know! She's such a microbeast!

Microbeast by Ilike,OLDMOVIES May 14, 2012

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Microaster

The mixture of a Toaster and a Microwave.

KYLE: Dude, their selling microasters on eBay for 35 bucks!

BRANDON: Really? That's Lame.

AUSTIN: Your lame!

KYLE: Word.

Microaster by ASteezy June 11, 2008

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microbating

A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.

While waiting for his popcorn Steven decided to start microbating.

microbating by steeeeveperry March 23, 2011

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microplastics

Plastic that is small, edible, and good for health.

Mom, I want to eat some microplastics today!

microplastics by 4fecta January 17, 2017

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microtastic

Much less than fantastic, in fact a disappointment.

We looked forward to that concert all year but it was unfortunately microtastic.

microtastic by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

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microbate

The act of masturbating to thumbnail pictures, especially off of google images.

so i typed in "lesbians in the shower" on google images, and i totally microbated to that shit.

microbate by b-hen April 22, 2009

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microbate

beating off to anything microsoft or a picture of bill gates

mom: ande what r you doing with that picture of bill gates?

Ande: dammit mom can't i guy microbate in this house

microbate by lazypotsmoker August 14, 2008

wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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