Microheart

When an emotionally stunted person has insecurities that make them impossible to date or be friends with.

"I broke up with Jason because of his microheart. He whined about everything and was too insecure to even dance with me."

"That dude has a microheart. He's always complaining about how no one is nice to him even though he's a total jackass to everyone."

Microheart by zenstoner July 10, 2024

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Microlearning

Electronic learning delivered in short durations with lessons or topics that are able to be completed individually or as part of a larger learning objective.

With Microlearning, each lesson has a specific learning objective, a high consumability factor, and is interactive or relatable with the target audience.

"I learn things quicker through microlearning"

"I like that I can spend my break learning something new, best of all, I actually remember it! Microlearning is great!"

Microlearning by Startup Industries March 24, 2020

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Microhard

Microsoft's evil twin. They have different mothers but the same father. Bill Gates kicked Microhard out of the house as a young child.

Person 1: I saw Microhard on the street today.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard about him. Was he ugly?
Person 1: Yeah.

Microhard by Tyler Drainville May 8, 2007

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Microfart

An inaudible flatulence excreted in small volume, most commonly by house cats, that smell worse than your grandmother's leftover meatloaf milkshake surprise... the next day.

And so there I was right, just minding my own business on the couch and my cat comes over to get pet and microfarts on me. I'm all 'are you serious?' my mouth was open and everythiiiiiing. Would you happen to know what PETA's regulation is on extorting cats into Chinese slave labor?

Microfart by Smith & Feldman February 20, 2011