paftdunk's definitions

Being the Janitor

When you have the lower hand in a PVP video game and you go to kill a player after said player just fought another player. This is called going in for the cleanup.

"Whats the move bro? We're fucked!" "Naw g, I'm being the janitor"

by paftdunk December 7, 2019

Microbear

A chipmunk. Like a large bear, they eat food and can chew through camp gear to get it. But unlike big bears, they are tiny

“Hey bro! You got a hole in your pack.” “Shit, a microbear ate my candy bar!”

by paftdunk November 6, 2019

Wet Wallace

Similar to a wet willy; you use your erect wet cock and penetrate your targets ear, usually by surprise

Is it gay if I really want a wet wallace right now?

Nah g

by paftdunk September 17, 2019

Spelunking

When you eat an obese person out, and you have to dig around and dive to find the pussy.

Guy: Hold your fupa, I’m going spelunking in the cavern
Girl: Hold your breath

by paftdunk July 18, 2019

Grass Blading

Light sexual touch on the back of ones arm with the intent to give him a boner

OMG! I was just grass blading on PJ!

by paftdunk July 15, 2019

Wife

Regular pussy

"Right here at home, thats where my pussy belongs"

Shes my regular pussy bro! Right here at home, thats where my pussy belongs! Wife!

by paftdunk July 1, 2019

Yeetus

Somewhere between the past participle, present, and future tense of yeet. Also a great name for a group chat with the bois.

To yeet, be yeeted, get yoted. Ah, yeetus.

by paftdunk June 12, 2019