paftdunk's definitions

Wife

Regular pussy

"Right here at home, thats where my pussy belongs"

Shes my regular pussy bro! Right here at home, thats where my pussy belongs! Wife!

by paftdunk July 1, 2019

Grass Blading

Light sexual touch on the back of ones arm with the intent to give him a boner

OMG! I was just grass blading on PJ!

by paftdunk July 15, 2019

Spelunking

When you eat an obese person out, and you have to dig around and dive to find the pussy.

Guy: Hold your fupa, I’m going spelunking in the cavern
Girl: Hold your breath

by paftdunk July 18, 2019

Microbear

A chipmunk. Like a large bear, they eat food and can chew through camp gear to get it. But unlike big bears, they are tiny

“Hey bro! You got a hole in your pack.” “Shit, a microbear ate my candy bar!”

by paftdunk November 6, 2019

French squat

Shitting in the urinal and pissing on the floor

Did you see Terry yesterday? He pulled a french squat during lunch break

by paftdunk May 22, 2019

Singapore Squat

When an oriental squats and shits in an American urinal, typically a foreign exchange student who is new to the country.

Did you see Xio Ping? He pulled a Singapore Squat by room 412!

by paftdunk May 22, 2019

Yeetus

Somewhere between the past participle, present, and future tense of yeet. Also a great name for a group chat with the bois.

To yeet, be yeeted, get yoted. Ah, yeetus.

by paftdunk June 12, 2019