Wet Wallace

Similar to a wet willy; you use your erect wet cock and penetrate your targets ear, usually by surprise
Is it gay if I really want a wet wallace right now?

Nah g
by paftdunk September 17, 2019
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Wife

"Right here at home, thats where my pussy belongs"

Shes my regular pussy bro! Right here at home, thats where my pussy belongs! Wife!
by paftdunk July 01, 2019
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Yeetus

Somewhere between the past participle, present, and future tense of yeet. Also a great name for a group chat with the bois.
To yeet, be yeeted, get yoted. Ah, yeetus.
by paftdunk June 12, 2019
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Singapore Squat

When an oriental squats and shits in an American urinal, typically a foreign exchange student who is new to the country.
Did you see Xio Ping? He pulled a Singapore Squat by room 412!
by paftdunk May 22, 2019
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Being the Janitor

When you have the lower hand in a PVP video game and you go to kill a player after said player just fought another player. This is called going in for the cleanup.
"Whats the move bro? We're fucked!" "Naw g, I'm being the janitor"
by paftdunk December 07, 2019
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Grass Blading

Light sexual touch on the back of ones arm with the intent to give him a boner
OMG! I was just grass blading on PJ!
by paftdunk July 15, 2019
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Microbear

A chipmunk. Like a large bear, they eat food and can chew through camp gear to get it. But unlike big bears, they are tiny
Hey bro! You got a hole in your pack.” “Shit, a microbear ate my candy bar!”
by paftdunk November 06, 2019
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