9 definitions by paftdunk

French squat

Did you see Terry yesterday? He pulled a french squat during lunch break

by paftdunk May 23, 2019

When you eat an obese person out, and you have to dig around and dive to find the pussy.

Guy: Hold your fupa, I’m going spelunking in the cavern
Girl: Hold your breath

by paftdunk July 18, 2019

Light sexual touch on the back of ones arm with the intent to give him a boner

by paftdunk July 16, 2019

Similar to a wet willy; you use your erect wet cock and penetrate your targets ear, usually by surprise

Is it gay if I really want a wet wallace right now?

Nah g

by paftdunk September 17, 2019

When an oriental squats and shits in an American urinal, typically a foreign exchange student who is new to the country.

Did you see Xio Ping? He pulled a Singapore Squat by room 412!

by paftdunk May 23, 2019

A chipmunk. Like a large bear, they eat food and can chew through camp gear to get it. But unlike big bears, they are tiny

“Hey bro! You got a hole in your pack.” “Shit, a microbear ate my candy bar!”

by paftdunk November 7, 2019

Somewhere between the past participle, present, and future tense of yeet. Also a great name for a group chat with the bois.

To yeet, be yeeted, get yoted. Ah, yeetus.

by paftdunk June 13, 2019