Microbear

A chipmunk. Like a large bear, they eat food and can chew through camp gear to get it. But unlike big bears, they are tiny

“Hey bro! You got a hole in your pack.” “Shit, a microbear ate my candy bar!”

by paftdunk November 07, 2019

Yeetus

Somewhere between the past participle, present, and future tense of yeet. Also a great name for a group chat with the bois.

To yeet, be yeeted, get yoted. Ah, yeetus.

by paftdunk June 13, 2019

Spelunking

When you eat an obese person out, and you have to dig around and dive to find the pussy.

Guy: Hold your fupa, I’m going spelunking in the cavern
Girl: Hold your breath

by paftdunk July 18, 2019

French squat

Shitting in the urinal and pissing on the floor

Did you see Terry yesterday? He pulled a french squat during lunch break

by paftdunk May 23, 2019

Wet Wallace

Similar to a wet willy; you use your erect wet cock and penetrate your targets ear, usually by surprise

Is it gay if I really want a wet wallace right now?

Nah g

by paftdunk September 17, 2019

Singapore Squat

When an oriental squats and shits in an American urinal, typically a foreign exchange student who is new to the country.

Did you see Xio Ping? He pulled a Singapore Squat by room 412!

by paftdunk May 23, 2019

Grass Blading

Light sexual touch on the back of ones arm with the intent to give him a boner

OMG! I was just grass blading on PJ!

by paftdunk July 16, 2019