Microbeall

A tiny, seemingly insignificant component, the absence of which renders something useless.

The tiny screw didn't seem important, but it was the microbeall.

by Nuggets_stegguN June 27, 2025

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microphallophobia

An innate and extreme fear of the micro-penis. May cause sudden paranoia. Flight or fight response may be triggered, or extreme bouts of guilt, sadness uncontrollable nausea may ensue.

Microphallophobia is the intense fear of the tiny penis, nausea, female boner killer causing female boner failure, listlessness, sadness, and possible uncontrollable nausea

by darwinwasright October 6, 2015

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microballs

A derogatory term applied to someone who regularly avoids their responsibilities.

He once again demonstrated his sad condition which was a severe and chronic case of microballs.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

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1. A penis smaller than GW Bush's brain;
2. A clitoris on a man;
3. A dick that is at risk of getting caught in your teeth;
4. A dick that is so small you have to punch yourself in the stomach to see the head pop out.

1. Damn, Lisa caught his microphallus in her braces;
2. His microphallus was so small he could nose-fuck her;
3. Is that a "AAA" battery in your pants?

by Ward and June Cleaver September 28, 2004

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MICROPHALLUS

an abnormally small runion; a minuscule
penis.
Adjectival Variant: Microphallic

In a valiant effort to add length and girth to my microphallus, I did just as my friend suggested -- I tied a 20-pound dumbbell around my member and tossed it out the window. In retrospect, I think the suction pump might have worked better.

by weave September 21, 2003

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