Microbeall 

A tiny, seemingly insignificant component, the absence of which renders something useless.

The tiny screw didn't seem important, but it was the microbeall.

Microbeall by Nuggets_stegguN June 27, 2025

microphallophobia 

An innate and extreme fear of the micro-penis. May cause sudden paranoia. Flight or fight response may be triggered, or extreme bouts of guilt, sadness uncontrollable nausea may ensue.

Microphallophobia is the intense fear of the tiny penis, nausea, female boner killer causing female boner failure, listlessness, sadness, and possible uncontrollable nausea

microphallophobia by darwinwasright October 6, 2015

microballs 

A derogatory term applied to someone who regularly avoids their responsibilities.

He once again demonstrated his sad condition which was a severe and chronic case of microballs.

microballs by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

Microphallus 

1. A penis smaller than GW Bush's brain;
2. A clitoris on a man;
3. A dick that is at risk of getting caught in your teeth;
4. A dick that is so small you have to punch yourself in the stomach to see the head pop out.

1. Damn, Lisa caught his microphallus in her braces;
2. His microphallus was so small he could nose-fuck her;
3. Is that a "AAA" battery in your pants?

Microphallus by Ward and June Cleaver September 28, 2004

MICROPHALLUS 

an abnormally small runion; a minuscule
penis.
Adjectival Variant: Microphallic

In a valiant effort to add length and girth to my microphallus, I did just as my friend suggested -- I tied a 20-pound dumbbell around my member and tossed it out the window. In retrospect, I think the suction pump might have worked better.

MICROPHALLUS by weave September 21, 2003

Microphallophobia 

Fear of small penis's.

Brenda has microphallophobia, that's why she refused to have sex with Piu Chang.

Microphallophobia by Doctorwhat'shisname November 23, 2009

MicroSelling 

A modern, video-based sales methodology designed to optimize efficiency, extend reach, and more fully leverage multi-media assets

Account Executives who leverage the MicroSelling methodology are 10X as effective as those who do not.

MicroSelling by MicroStrategist October 21, 2020