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Metatheory

1. The theoretical study of numerous scientific, literary and music theories.
2. A popular university major in the Western World, due to it's simplistic (yet untrue) reputation.
Godel: Did you know that if you major in Metatheory, there is not a single book required to earn your degree?

Escher: True, but you have to think about buying textbooks the entire time.
Metatheory by John R? November 27, 2011
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super-meta theory 

The paradigm that light remains a constant when it bends.

The idea that gravity can change the shape of black holes but not the shape of photons.
Super-meta theory argues that gravity cannot bend light (as a constant) because it is being-bent by time in the future.

Light at the speed of infinity^infinity then travels up the metrology-plane (panformalist cylinder) attracting gravity which proceeds to bend black holes.

Metaphory 

when something is metaphor-esque
"I just want it to sound metaphory"
Metaphory by King of Dolphins January 27, 2013

Meta-Theory

A theory about theories. It's a framework for evaluating, comparing, and unifying different theoretical models. In physics, a "Theory of Everything" is a meta-theory that would encompass quantum mechanics and general relativity. In sociology, it might be a model for how political ideologies form. It's the attempt to find the rules that govern the rulebooks, often succeeding only in creating a new, even more abstract rulebook.
Example: "His meta-theory of comedy proposed that all humor is based on one of five cognitive incongruities. The theory was brilliant, comprehensive, and completely unfunny to explain. He ruined parties by turning laughter into a syllogism."
Meta-Theory by Abzugal January 30, 2026

pan-meta theory 

Theory-of-everything

Reconciles panchronicity and panchrony.
Pan-meta theory explains why color creates music in terms of reflection.
pan-meta theory by zanderfin October 28, 2019

pan-meta theory 

Theory of everything.

Theory that infinity^infinity dimensions moving at uncountable speed creates an orthogonal circle.
Pan-meta theory meets avant-nihilism which comes from the future. In avant-nihilism, a circle of shine is created if an infinite number of colors are deposited into the circle.

Pan-meta theory proffers that a plurality of multiverses reduces perfectly into a universe.
pan-meta theory by zanderfin July 4, 2020

pan-meta theory 

Paradigm that individual intention is modular. Occasionally, the theory of everything.

An addendum to triene-ism.

Pan-meta theory is an infinite line of equally long-discrete-parts that curves from trans-infinite space to super-symmetry.
The paradigm that states that human intention contains its pre-requisite definitions is triene-ism. In other words; you are missing material things or memories; but the STRUCTURE of YOUR intentions stays intact.

At no point is your intention missing its components.

Pan-meta theory; more than a stand-alone theory; is an appendix to triene-ism which adds a universal-contingent of modularity to intention.