Maulogram 

A Maulogram is similar to a kissogram but the person is dressed as a chimpanzee and basically mauls the recipient's face off

*Knock Knock*
Householder: "Hello can I help you?"
Chimp: "Maulogram!!"
Householder: "Ahhhhhhhhh my face!!!!!!"

Maulogram by slasher84 May 5, 2011

malgrammarian 

mal'-gram-mayr'-eeyan... (n) - a person that habitually and ruthlessly slaughters the english language by ignoring basic principals of grammar, punctuation and spelling; including, but not limited to various media (text messages, written and oral communications), printed advertisements, posters, art, and yard sale signs. Much like alcoholism, the malgrammarian is addicted to poor grammar, and the habit can devastate his/her life, as well as their family's, friends' and co-workers.

Odds are that one out of every four people will encounter problems due to poor grammar in their workplace at sometime. Malgrammarians show patterns of poor concentration, missed deadlines, misinterpreted instructions, errors in judgement and lack of attention to details. Malgrammarians rationalize the problem by denial. They deny that grammar is a problem or that any of the problems in their lives are caused by poor grammar. In spite of all the harm it causes, the malgrammarian is unable to control their use of poor grammar.

malgrammarian by d smith May 17, 2006

manogram 

Something women want to have done by a HOT Doctor.

When I went to have my ears checked out by a new Doctor, he walks in the room and I suddenly forget my ear problems and I told him I needed a Manogram. Could you help??????

manogram by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008

mammogramometer 

A device that measures how hot a womans breasts, are usually in degrees Celsius, but in the USA it is in Degrees Fahrenheit.

Holy shit, get a mammogramometer in that chick, she is probably in the one-fucking-hundreds!

mammogramometer by Finleys February 22, 2007

mammogram 

where a doctor or official x-rays or examines the breasts or boobs of a girl.

some guy on the street was giving out free mammograms.there was a sign that said "place boobs here" my friend did and he buckled her in and started licking her tits it was histerical.

mammogram by Bebe Field March 8, 2006

mammogramologist 

A person with specialized training in feeling and caressing the female breast simultaneously, while pulling on the nipple.

Why do you like breast so much?

I'm a natural mammogramologist from Pastor Stewart College, with hands on experience....

mammogramologist by Jay-Les Productions.... August 4, 2011

manogram 

When your husband or significant other rolls over and squashes one of your breasts in the middle of the night. OUCH!

Oh my gosh, last night you gave me the worst manogram ever!

manogram by PBTJ November 30, 2013