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manogram 

When your husband or significant other rolls over and squashes one of your breasts in the middle of the night. OUCH!
Oh my gosh, last night you gave me the worst manogram ever!
manogram by PBTJ November 30, 2013

manogram 

n. etymology-derived from "mammogram" (a photograph of the breasts made by x-rays).
this is what men give themselves when they examine thier pectoral muscles in the mirror for an extended period of time. Often seen in gyms, especially in the locker room. Often done as an act of vainity.
After looking at his chest for 15 min. at all possible perspectives, Billy was finished with his daily manogram.
manogram by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005

Manogram 

She didn't actually have tits so they gave her a manogram
Manogram by All Bets Hedged December 12, 2023

manography 

Noun
the geography of a man.

similar to womography
she didn't know her manography, so he took her and taught her about the place called man.
manography by naytev1 July 28, 2009

manogamy 

The art of being faithful to your husband/wife and not flirting with people of the opposite sex.
The bloke wasn't very good at manogamy
manogamy by jono meadows July 27, 2003
my best friends last name. btw where did you even get mangram from?
yea his last name is mangram he black asf
mangram by yuHhhHhHh ok January 16, 2021
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