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Maulogram 

A Maulogram is similar to a kissogram but the person is dressed as a chimpanzee and basically mauls the recipient's face off
*Knock Knock*
Householder: "Hello can I help you?"
Chimp: "Maulogram!!"
Householder: "Ahhhhhhhhh my face!!!!!!"
Maulogram by slasher84 May 5, 2011

Macrotransaction 

Mircrotransactions that are actually very large. Usually found in EA Sports games, these include packs bundles the cost $100 or more, and are never even remotely worth it.
This new $100 bundle in Madden that give me a 5% chance at a good player is a horrible macrotransaction.

Macrotransaction 

Too expensive microtransaction that it isn't considered microtransaction anymore.
Wait, did Riot Games actually make a $300 skin in Valorant? Bruh, that's a macrotransaction!

manogram 

Something women want to have done by a HOT Doctor.
When I went to have my ears checked out by a new Doctor, he walks in the room and I suddenly forget my ear problems and I told him I needed a Manogram. Could you help??????
manogram by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008

mammogramometer 

A device that measures how hot a womans breasts, are usually in degrees Celsius, but in the USA it is in Degrees Fahrenheit.
Holy shit, get a mammogramometer in that chick, she is probably in the one-fucking-hundreds!
mammogramometer by Finleys February 22, 2007

Macrodream 

When someone enters to an astral dimension while talking.
Bro, you're having a serious Macrodream.
Macrodream by SQRRRRRR November 5, 2019