Definitions by slasher84

Maulogram 

A Maulogram is similar to a kissogram but the person is dressed as a chimpanzee and basically mauls the recipient's face off

*Knock Knock*
Householder: "Hello can I help you?"
Chimp: "Maulogram!!"
Householder: "Ahhhhhhhhh my face!!!!!!"

Maulogram by slasher84 May 5, 2011