mammogram

where a doctor or official x-rays or examines the breasts or boobs of a girl.

some guy on the street was giving out free mammograms.there was a sign that said "place boobs here" my friend did and he buckled her in and started licking her tits it was histerical.

by Bebe Field March 08, 2006

Mammogram

Occurs when the male sneaks up behind the female, wraps his arm around her, placing one forearm above her breasts and one forearm below her breasts. He them squeezes his forearms together, flattening the breasts.

I was over at my girlfriend's house for Thanksgiving when I gave her mother a hug from the rear squeezed her boobs with my forearms and yelled, "MAMMOGRAM!"

by Jimmy. Kimmel November 29, 2013

chihuahua mammogram

When your morbidly obese Chihuahua steps on your boobs while you're trying to sleep.

Dammit, Scrappy! You scratched my tit with that chihuahua mammogram !!!!

by Mr. GL April 24, 2017

Alabama Mammogram

Feeling up your female cousin.

Stevie gave Jenna an Alabama Mammogram last summer. She didn't complain. She said he has nice hands.

by ATXREX May 29, 2017

Mexican Mammogram

When a guys has smeared hot sauce all ove hands and rubs a girls breast. This normally will burn the breast and cause pain to them just like they would if it were in your mouth.

Tony gave me the WORST mexican mammogram, my boobs felt like they were going to catch a flame!

by GOLDILOCKS/OTTO September 24, 2010

Mammogram

A racist Telegram. A contraction of Mamie and Telegram.

For her 40th birthday, my girlfriend received her first mammogram. She was not happy about it.

by T. S. Roberts August 19, 2022

mammogram nanogram

When you get a test for iron levels and instead of getting 25 micrograms, you get a one digit number in nanograms!

I just had a mammogram nanogram.

by plato! October 30, 2024