kissogram

someone who dresses up as a character, (i.e. police officer, doctor, french maid) goes to parties, and kisses people. They don't strip, they just kiss.

Mary didn't want a stripper at her bachelorette party, so we just have a kissogram instead.

by lilyhache September 2, 2013

kissogram

Portmanteau of "kiss" and "telegram", it is a nickname used when verbalisng passing on affection of the physical form by proxy.

Often just a figure of speech, although can be accompanied by said affectionate action followed by a declaration "That wasn't from me, it was from ____!"

"Hey, I'm seeing Jess later."
"Oh I miss her, haven't seen her in ages! Send her a kissogram from me."

(Later meeting with 'Jess' may be accompanied by actual kiss, but probably won't be.)

by ACDigital September 28, 2009

Kilogram

The kilogram, symbol kg, is the SI unit of mass. As of 2019 it is defined by taking the fixed numerical value of the Planck constant h to be 6.62607015×10−34 when expressed in the unit J⋅s, which is equal to kg⋅m2⋅s−1, where the meter and the second are defined in terms of c and ΔνCs.

Scientists have redefined the kilogram for 2019.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

kilogram

European/SI measure of mass/weight roughly equal to two pounds, abbreviated as kg.

Me - Darnell is fat as fuck, dat mofo weighs 200 kilograms.
You - Wtf is a kilogram?
Me - A kilogram weighs 2.2 pounds.
You - Daaayum, that's 440 lbs!

by DynamiteDeuce May 21, 2014

kilogram shit

A shit that weighs 1 kilogram

"Damn bro, I just did a kilogram shit", "are you a kilogram lighter?"

by M3g4 m1nd March 14, 2019

kilogram

cat in the hat mug

that mf built like a kilogram

by yuhhh get into itttt April 13, 2021

Kilogram

a black and green humanoid who claims to be a "kilogramite"
he is known for murdering those who claim scorpions aren't bugs and being able to slap giant bison unconscious

Mr. Kilogram has returned

by South London Sam December 3, 2022