Matterface

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A Matterface is an ugly being who you would love to beat to an inch of his life, because his face is telling you to.

"John is such a matterface, come lets cunt him in the bastard and take his change!"

Matterface by Chris Kamara February 17, 2008

Words you can keep

masterfece

n. a particularly large or shapely piece of poop.

"Did you see what I dropped off earlier today? Man, I tell you what, it was a masterfece."

masterfece by gsehtpseigsh July 3, 2005

Related Words

Matterface • matter fact • masterfece • mateface • Manderface • Masterfafer • Masterfake • masterfaker • masterfate • mattaface

matterate

To rate something that matters to you whether of major or minor importance

Those poptarts are so awesome, you should matterate them!

matterate by conversition March 31, 2009

matterbate

matt from twith who indeed is an eternal sex god

matt wants matterbate while reading this but he is live streaming

matterbate by matterbate February 23, 2014

mattaface

White idiots that go around trying to act "ghetto"

Yo Nigg! Dat mattaface is wack!

mattaface by ghetto fab May 8, 2003

Masterrace

An individual that games on computers, or switched to computers as their primary gaming fix. They will normally brag about how switching to PCs has improved their lives so much, or how it is better than what console peasants have to work with. Most build their own systems, and can brag about that as well.

Man, Did you find out what those new exclusive titles for the ps4?
Jimmy: Nah, I am part of the masterrace, I got steam. I don't need it

Masterrace by Timmy_ May 13, 2018

Masterfafer

One that fingers his anus hole for his own pleasure or for the right price

Charlie is a daily masterfafer.

Masterfafer by RoRo1234 March 3, 2008

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026