matterate
matterate by conversition March 31, 2009
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masterhater
Someone that hates people who masterbate or purposely blocks them from doing so by stealing their porn or not allowing them to download, buy, or view any.
masterhater by Neoni November 17, 2006
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Masterdate
When you take yourself out on dates; dating yourself. You already know what you're into, likes, dislikes, hobbies, etc... Dating yourself also allows you the freedom to have a great time, all the time, and never have to hear "you're not paying attention to me" or other forms of bitching and nagging. You are free to mingle with whom you please and are able to spend time enjoying life and being happy.
Could come off as self-centered, egotistic, or conceited to those who don't understand how hard it is to find someone as awesome as you are.
Could come off as self-centered, egotistic, or conceited to those who don't understand how hard it is to find someone as awesome as you are.
(A)"What are your plans for tomorrow?"
"Oh I'm going to masterdate."
"Huh?"
"I didn't stutter... and this is why I date myself.."
(B)"If I could marry myself I would, so for now I am a masterdater."
"Oh I'm going to masterdate."
"Huh?"
"I didn't stutter... and this is why I date myself.."
(B)"If I could marry myself I would, so for now I am a masterdater."
Masterdate by Socks Owlgorithm April 21, 2011
Matturbater
A nickname for a chronic masturbator.
It is an amazing creature, known for its tendency to consistently lean to the right under the weight of its own right arm.
Is usually found in a basement, a library, hell anywhere where there is porn to access.
When not in its lair of porn, it is out wandering the mysterious environment known as `not watching porn`with extreme beadhead, greasy hair and a dark green hoodie with a broken zipper.
Also, it seems to blame the death of a computer on its siblings watching too much DBZ.
It is an amazing creature, known for its tendency to consistently lean to the right under the weight of its own right arm.
Is usually found in a basement, a library, hell anywhere where there is porn to access.
When not in its lair of porn, it is out wandering the mysterious environment known as `not watching porn`with extreme beadhead, greasy hair and a dark green hoodie with a broken zipper.
Also, it seems to blame the death of a computer on its siblings watching too much DBZ.
People chillin` , not knowing a matturbater is in the midst of their group: ``I`m going to fuckin pass out.``
Matturbater: (In its head) ``team america, FUCK YEAH. lol jk im gonna matturbate because there`s a computer with no password right here and not delete the history``
Matturbater: (In its head) ``team america, FUCK YEAH. lol jk im gonna matturbate because there`s a computer with no password right here and not delete the history``
Matturbater by DeonGGG June 28, 2010
masterbate
masterbate by ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 12, 2022
Masterbaterium
A room build or allocated for the sole purpose of spanking yer love hose, wanking in general or having a wankparty. Usually painted an off yellow colour and containing a sink and towels.
I will be back in a moment Im just going to polish my bishop in the Masterbaterium. Good boy, make sure you use the wanklock on the door.
Masterbaterium by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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ulzzang
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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