mattaface

White idiots that go around trying to act "ghetto"

Yo Nigg! Dat mattaface is wack!

by ghetto fab May 8, 2003

Martafact

A random, unsubstantiated and often untrue yet entertaining "fact" or tidbit about nothing important which can only be revealed by Marty.

Human hair, if condensed into a liquid form, contains 40 grams of protein per serving.....thats a Martafact!!

by DaveLegz January 14, 2009

mattafack

"As a matter of fact" - used by many Americans when they are speaking in a hurry.

"I was down da gubmint ofice, mattafack, it was only yestidee."

by Bob May 22, 2004

mathaFacka

It's simply a form of expression to a lot of people. It means whatever the Fuck you want it to mean. It's a dynamic mathaFacka as you'll see below. It'll help get you through them days when you only have a two-page dictionary in your buffer. Use it to fill in those empty spaces in your daily conversation like you hear people do with the word Fuck, but with more of a street-like twist.

It's a verb,
it's a noun,
it's a mathaFacka

Comedian Bernie Mac said it best..

"I'm gonna break down what the word 'mathaFacka' actually means. It's about expression. Don't be ashamed of the word 'mathaFacka,' 'cause the word 'mathaFacka' is a noun. It describes a person, place or thing. It's just expression. You might see three or four brothers together. You might hear the word 'mathaFacka' 32 times. And you might hear just two regular English words. But the conversation makes sense like a mathaFacka. Everybody can understand it. Don't be afraid of the word 'mathaFacka.' I'm gonna break it down to you. If you out there this afternoon and you see about three or four brothers talkin, you might hear a conversation, and it go like this:

'You seen that mathaFackin Bobby?

That mathaFacka owe me 35 mathaFackin dollars. He told me he gonna pay my mathaFackin money last mathaFackin week. I ain't seen this mathaFacka yet.

I'm not gonna chase this mathaFacka for my 35 mathaFackin dollars. I called the mathaFacka four mathaFackin times, but the mathaFacka won't call me back. I called his mama the other mathaFackin day.

She gonna play like the mathaFacka weren't in. I started to cuss her mathaFackin ass out, but I didn't want no mathaFackin trouble. But I'll tell you one mathaFackin thing.

The next mathaFackin time I see this mathaFacka, and he ain't got my mathaFackin money, I'm gonna bust
his mathaFackin head!'

..and I'm out this mathaFacka."

by JoeyBangBanG March 7, 2005

mateface

mateface - a term for a slag.
Most often used as a joke (like calling your friends matefaces)

oi mateface!
mateface, come here

by mateface May 8, 2006

Matterface

A Matterface is an ugly being who you would love to beat to an inch of his life, because his face is telling you to.

"John is such a matterface, come lets cunt him in the bastard and take his change!"

by Chris Kamara February 17, 2008

metaFacebooking

To write a Facebook post about a Facebook message/status/event. Is of higher level because written on one's wall (in opposition to in a status' comments).

guy's status: (funny comment)
girl's post on the guy's wall: Dude, your status is hilarious! It sooo deserves metaFacebooking!

by lait_au_chocolat October 21, 2010