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masterhater

Someone that hates people who masterbate or purposely blocks them from doing so by stealing their porn or not allowing them to download, buy, or view any.
Mother: You shouldn't be reading Playboy!!!
Son: You masterhater!!!
masterhater by Neoni November 17, 2006

Masterdate

When you take yourself out on dates; dating yourself. You already know what you're into, likes, dislikes, hobbies, etc... Dating yourself also allows you the freedom to have a great time, all the time, and never have to hear "you're not paying attention to me" or other forms of bitching and nagging. You are free to mingle with whom you please and are able to spend time enjoying life and being happy.

Could come off as self-centered, egotistic, or conceited to those who don't understand how hard it is to find someone as awesome as you are.
(A)"What are your plans for tomorrow?"

"Oh I'm going to masterdate."

"Huh?"

"I didn't stutter... and this is why I date myself.."

(B)"If I could marry myself I would, so for now I am a masterdater."
Masterdate by Socks Owlgorithm April 21, 2011

masterfece 

"Did you see what I dropped off earlier today? Man, I tell you what, it was a masterfece."
masterfece by gsehtpseigsh July 3, 2005

Masturfaker 

A guy who claims he doesn't masturbate
"Jimmy says that he doesn't masturbate."
"What a masturfaker!"
Masturfaker by Goddess by nature August 13, 2009

mastercaker

when a boy masterbates with a cake
-when he sticks his penis in a cake and humps
the baker is a mastercaker