masterfaker

a person who has fooled everyone into thinking they are someone they aren't. Usually with lies and manipulations.

One who has convinced all others they are a saint but you know the truth.

My boyfriend is a masterfaker, he acts all proper around me but when he's not with me, he's drunk and hanging all over other women.

by popcornpopper November 12, 2010

Masturbaker's dozen

The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.

'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'

by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016

masterhater

Someone that hates people who masterbate or purposely blocks them from doing so by stealing their porn or not allowing them to download, buy, or view any.

Mother: You shouldn't be reading Playboy!!!
Son: You masterhater!!!

by Neoni November 17, 2006

Masturfaker

A guy who claims he doesn't masturbate

"Jimmy says that he doesn't masturbate."
"What a masturfaker!"

by Goddess by nature August 13, 2009

mastercaker

when a boy masterbates with a cake
-when he sticks his penis in a cake and humps

the baker is a mastercaker

by my-peroid-is-near June 29, 2014

Masterbaterium

A room build or allocated for the sole purpose of spanking yer love hose, wanking in general or having a wankparty. Usually painted an off yellow colour and containing a sink and towels.

I will be back in a moment Im just going to polish my bishop in the Masterbaterium. Good boy, make sure you use the wanklock on the door.

by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007

masterbater

Widely uncommonly misspelt form of masturbator

It's spelt with a "u" and an "o," idiots.

by Joe February 27, 2005