Masturpooh 

mas-tur-pooh

(mās'tur-pooh) 

alt: "masturpoo; masturpoooh; mastarpoo; mastarpooh; mastarpoooh"

-noun
1. the abstractly modified stool created while its depositor was masturbating.

-verb
1. the act of masturbating while defecating.

2. the reciprocal act of masturbating with one's partner while mutually defecating.

-noun
"Good golly bro, I absolutely must find a toilet as soon as possible! Got to drop a hefty masturpooh!"

-verb
"That's awfully kind of you, but I'd rather masturpooh this weekend, thank you."

-verb"
Oh, we had the most romantic evening - it was almost poetic! We even masturpoohed!"

Masturpooh by Terrence-Cat October 13, 2010

MasturProcrastination 

The act of masturbating when you have run out of things to do while procrastinating.

I decided masturprocrastination would be more fun that reading Shakespeare.

MasturProcrastination by Awesome_MF April 20, 2011

MasturProcrasturbation 

Procrastination by the mean so Masturbation.

Guy#1 You really should stop with that MasturProcrasturbation it's not good for you
Guy#2 But it feels so good!

Mum: =O WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Son: MasturProcrasturbation, now get out... This is awkward!

MasturProcrasturbation by Steveeeeeh April 5, 2011

masturposting 

The act of posting a message on a forum that is so undoubtedly awesome, that you climax numerous times while writing it.

John was so into his carefully worded tyraid against hotgrrl6969, who inadvertantly posted a thread on the wrong section of the message board, that he unintentionally masturposted all over his keyboard.

masturposting by Geoff B January 21, 2004

Masturbooping 

Jerking while pooping on the toilet.

man i was so bored sitting on the toilet, so i started masturbooping

Masturbooping by ZomgPoof December 12, 2011

Masturgoogle 

To search your name up on google, or to google yourself.

I masturgoogled myself last night.
She's into masturgoogling herself, although she never comes up.
I masturgoogle and i'm not ashamed of it.

Masturgoogle by masturgoogler May 18, 2010

masterpooping 

masterpooping is when you take a shit in your hand and then masterbate with said shit

I have nothing to do, I guess I will just spend the day in the bathroom masterpooping

masterpooping by onlycass August 5, 2010