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MasturProcrastination
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The
act
of
masturbating
when you have run out of things to do while
procrastinating
.
I
decided
masturprocrastination would be more fun that
reading
Shakespeare
.
MasturProcrastination
by
Awesome_MF
April 20, 2011
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