When you delay taking care of work, and other important things you should be doing, by masturbating furiously, desperately, to kill the pain of your failure and shame at being so useless.
"I was supposed to finish closing like 25 insurance claims cases that I'm behind on this weekend, along with cleaning my house, and those god damn gutters, so I freaked the fuck out and had to masturprocrastibate literally all weekend until my semen smelled like bleach. When I was done herkin jerkin, I was both ashamed and...proud of myself.
For the masters of procrastination. Absolutely excessive procrastination that is just sad and unnecessary. A person will strive to procrastinate as long as they can, usually aware of the fact that there are other things to be done but also usually not giving a shite.
1. I've been masturprocrastinating all evening and spending hours watching Lady Gaga and Gwen Stefani videos... No- Of course I haven't written that paper yet!
2. Paul P Bungle is the masturprocrastinator- He is also a goo baby.
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.