masturprocrastibate

when one puts off, defers, or delays the act of masturbating

Robbie masturprocrastibates when he cannot find time between work and school.

by harry twinkletoes December 28, 2007

masturprocrastibate

When you delay taking care of work, and other important things you should be doing, by masturbating furiously, desperately, to kill the pain of your failure and shame at being so useless.

"I was supposed to finish closing like 25 insurance claims cases that I'm behind on this weekend, along with cleaning my house, and those god damn gutters, so I freaked the fuck out and had to masturprocrastibate literally all weekend until my semen smelled like bleach. When I was done herkin jerkin, I was both ashamed and...proud of myself.

by cadeuceus September 18, 2018

MasturProcrastination

The act of masturbating when you have run out of things to do while procrastinating.

I decided masturprocrastination would be more fun that reading Shakespeare.

by Awesome_MF April 20, 2011

masturprocrastinating

For the masters of procrastination. Absolutely excessive procrastination that is just sad and unnecessary. A person will strive to procrastinate as long as they can, usually aware of the fact that there are other things to be done but also usually not giving a shite.

1. I've been masturprocrastinating all evening and spending hours watching Lady Gaga and Gwen Stefani videos... No- Of course I haven't written that paper yet!

2. Paul P Bungle is the masturprocrastinator- He is also a goo baby.

3. Let's masturprocrastinate, shall we?

by Mama Adrianna March 24, 2010