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MasturProcrastination 

The act of masturbating when you have run out of things to do while procrastinating.
I decided masturprocrastination would be more fun that reading Shakespeare.

masterbooping 

When you take a dump and jerk off at the same time.
"damn, that brey chick is hot. But i gotta take a shit. I'm gonna go masteboop.

"mark's mom caught him masterbooping. He was covered in feces and semen."
masterbooping by cuminmybutt January 12, 2008

masterooping 

one day i was sitting on the toilet masterooping.
masterooping by chief121692 November 18, 2010

MasturProcrasturbation 

Guy#1 You really should stop with that MasturProcrasturbation it's not good for you
Guy#2 But it feels so good!

Mum: =O WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Son: MasturProcrasturbation, now get out... This is awkward!

masturposting 

The act of posting a message on a forum that is so undoubtedly awesome, that you climax numerous times while writing it.
John was so into his carefully worded tyraid against hotgrrl6969, who inadvertantly posted a thread on the wrong section of the message board, that he unintentionally masturposted all over his keyboard.
masturposting by Geoff B January 21, 2004

Masturbooping 

Jerking while pooping on the toilet.
man i was so bored sitting on the toilet, so i started masturbooping
Masturbooping by ZomgPoof December 12, 2011
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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