Masturboomer 

A boomer that masturbates either to warm up for a fight or to avoid it.

That masturboomer started masturbating during the school fight.

Masturboomer by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

Masturbomber 

Someone or something that awkwardly(inappropriately) and unexpectedly interrupts somebody’s intimate self-pleasuring session.

A play on the term photobomb/photobomber.

“Dude, I was fapping so hard yesterday and was really getting into it until my dog jumped on my bed and started licking my face! He’s the biggest Masturbomber!

His new nickname is Masturbombus!
Verb- Masturbomb
Noun- Masturbomber

Masturbomber by FrancisFranklin October 24, 2022