masturpooping
masturpooping by Llamadude July 13, 2007
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masterbooping
"damn, that brey chick is hot. But i gotta take a shit. I'm gonna go masteboop.
"mark's mom caught him masterbooping. He was covered in feces and semen."
"mark's mom caught him masterbooping. He was covered in feces and semen."
masterbooping by cuminmybutt January 12, 2008
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masterooping by chief121692 November 18, 2010
masturposting
The act of posting a message on a forum that is so undoubtedly awesome, that you climax numerous times while writing it.
John was so into his carefully worded tyraid against hotgrrl6969, who inadvertantly posted a thread on the wrong section of the message board, that he unintentionally masturposted all over his keyboard.
masturposting by Geoff B January 21, 2004
Masturbooping
Masturbooping by ZomgPoof December 12, 2011
masterpooping
masterpooping by onlycass August 5, 2010
masturboofing
When one decides to pleasure themselves but they are also talking to someone over text at the same time without their knowledge of the action they are performing.
He is so weird, last night I heard that he was masturboofing with some girl and she didn't find out until today
masturboofing by Booflord December 8, 2020
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