Masturbooping
Masturbooping by ZomgPoof December 12, 2011
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masturboxing
A man who beatboxes while masturbating.
I was sitting in the bus the other day when I heard a guy behind me beatbox, so I turned around and saw that he also was masturbating. I was like... "WTF, MASTURBOXING?"
masturboxing by Sarahreen September 30, 2009
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Masturbowling
The act of smoking marijuana by one's self, esp. after failing to locate a partner to smoke with you.
"Annie and Jane said they wanted to blaze with me, but they left with Tom so now I'm stuck masturbowling."
You: "You wanna go get some food?"
Me: "Give me ten minutes, I'm trying to masturbowl in here."
You: "......whatever you do, please wash your hands."
You: "You wanna go get some food?"
Me: "Give me ten minutes, I'm trying to masturbowl in here."
You: "......whatever you do, please wash your hands."
Masturbowling by tightnbright October 22, 2011
masterbooping
"damn, that brey chick is hot. But i gotta take a shit. I'm gonna go masteboop.
"mark's mom caught him masterbooping. He was covered in feces and semen."
"mark's mom caught him masterbooping. He was covered in feces and semen."
masterbooping by cuminmybutt January 12, 2008
masterooping
one day i was sitting on the toilet masterooping.
masterooping by chief121692 November 18, 2010
Masterbooking
Have you noticed how William always "likes" his own status? It's like he's masterbooking or something.
Masterbooking by lrchtr December 7, 2009
masterpooping
masterpooping by onlycass August 5, 2010
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