MasturProcrastination
MasturProcrastination by Awesome_MF April 20, 2011
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For the masters of procrastination. Absolutely excessive procrastination that is just sad and unnecessary. A person will strive to procrastinate as long as they can, usually aware of the fact that there are other things to be done but also usually not giving a shite.
1. I've been masturprocrastinating all evening and spending hours watching Lady Gaga and Gwen Stefani videos... No- Of course I haven't written that paper yet!
2. Paul P Bungle is the masturprocrastinator- He is also a goo baby.
3. Let's masturprocrastinate, shall we?
2. Paul P Bungle is the masturprocrastinator- He is also a goo baby.
3. Let's masturprocrastinate, shall we?
masturprocrastinating by Mama Adrianna March 24, 2010
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