MasturProcrastination

The act of masturbating when you have run out of things to do while procrastinating.

I decided masturprocrastination would be more fun that reading Shakespeare.

by Awesome_MF March 21, 2011

masturprocrastinating

For the masters of procrastination. Absolutely excessive procrastination that is just sad and unnecessary. A person will strive to procrastinate as long as they can, usually aware of the fact that there are other things to be done but also usually not giving a shite.

1. I've been masturprocrastinating all evening and spending hours watching Lady Gaga and Gwen Stefani videos... No- Of course I haven't written that paper yet!

2. Paul P Bungle is the masturprocrastinator- He is also a goo baby.

3. Let's masturprocrastinate, shall we?

by Mama Adrianna March 24, 2010