Definitions by onlycass

turdhumping 

it is what it is.... having sex with a turd

I swear Melvin must have been turdhumping because from the belly button down he smelled like shit

turdhumping by onlycass August 6, 2010

masterpooping 

masterpooping is when you take a shit in your hand and then masterbate with said shit

I have nothing to do, I guess I will just spend the day in the bathroom masterpooping

masterpooping by onlycass August 5, 2010