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masturboofing

When one decides to pleasure themselves but they are also talking to someone over text at the same time without their knowledge of the action they are performing.
He is so weird, last night I heard that he was masturboofing with some girl and she didn't find out until today
by Booflord December 8, 2020
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masturboxing

A man who beatboxes while masturbating.
I was sitting in the bus the other day when I heard a guy behind me beatbox, so I turned around and saw that he also was masturbating. I was like... "WTF, MASTURBOXING?"
by Sarahreen September 30, 2009
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Masturbowling

The act of smoking marijuana by one's self, esp. after failing to locate a partner to smoke with you.
"Annie and Jane said they wanted to blaze with me, but they left with Tom so now I'm stuck masturbowling."

You: "You wanna go get some food?"
Me: "Give me ten minutes, I'm trying to masturbowl in here."
You: "......whatever you do, please wash your hands."
by tightnbright October 22, 2011
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masterbooping

When you take a dump and jerk off at the same time.
"damn, that brey chick is hot. But i gotta take a shit. I'm gonna go masteboop.

"mark's mom caught him masterbooping. He was covered in feces and semen."
by cuminmybutt January 12, 2008
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Masturbooping

man i was so bored sitting on the toilet, so i started masturbooping
by ZomgPoof December 12, 2011
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Masterbooking

Hitting the "like" button on your own Facebook status.
Have you noticed how William always "likes" his own status? It's like he's masterbooking or something.
by lrchtr December 7, 2009
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masturpooping

It's when you poop while masturbating??!??

No more explination needed.
Toilet + Poop + penis + hand = masturpooping
by Llamadude July 13, 2007
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