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Masturbolt

The act in which a Greek (male) masturbates in the glorious name of Zeus. This usually involves very violent masturbation during a thunderstorm, and results in jizzing electric sparks. Electric tasers can sometimes be used for vibrational purposes.
"Hey Stelio, are you masturbolting? Why?"
"Because I'm Greek."
"Kill yourself."
by Spencer Ace December 13, 2014
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