masterbortion

an instance where one has been masturbating alone in his/her house and is approaching climax, and has to stop because mom came home and she wants you to bring in the groceries or take up your time in some other lame way that resembles the opposite of orgasm.

I was jerking off to a UFC fight but had a masterbortion when my mother came home and made him plumb a turd out of the toilet.

by chef jugfuck September 19, 2008

Masterbortion

Masturbating while getting an abortion

Miss stop masturbating, this is an a abortion not a masterbortion

by Scp900 December 20, 2017

Masterbortion

Masterbating while getting a abortion.

There are no masterbortions aloud here, only abortions.

by BilboSwaggins666 December 20, 2017

Masterbortion

The act of masturbating while getting a abortion.

Stop masturbating! This is a abortion not a masterbortion!

by BilboSwaggins666 December 20, 2017