masturbathon

Masturbating 26.2 times in a single day.

When I heard Todd was going to attempt a masturbathon, I bought stock in Kleenex.

by Billy November 14, 2002

cock tease

1. A female who is usually significantly more attractive than the man she appears to be with that will flirt with him a lot and get him to spend a lot of money for the prospect of sex, and then abruptly fuck him over (in the figurative sense of course) by never talking to him again and/or dumping the shit out of him via the bulletproof lets be friends method.

Cock teases are typically thought to be the minions of a larger, more evil force.

Random Co-Worker: "So whats going on with you and Stacy?"
Stupid Sucker: "I spent 50 bucks on that cock tease and she won't even return my calls."

by Billy December 31, 2003

strokin the salami

jerking off, masterbation

im gonna go stoke the salami

by Billy November 23, 2002

Judas

An individual whom sells out his/her friends for thier own personal benefit.

Yo man, why you being a judas.

by billy June 01, 2003

fudder

A fudder is some one who is from a shithole called halewood

Paul Broda is a fudder

by Billy February 04, 2005

white thug

A stupid white kid who tries to be black and wears doo-rags, puffy jackets, long chains, raps and speaks like they came from a ghetto. Most "wiggers" are from rich mainly white neighbourhoods and have perfect familys.

Wigger#1: Yo nigga holla at me when yo see meh in da streets.
Wigger #2: G-g-G-g-G-g UNIT!! ight dawg. Check out mah new heat yo.. It's mah Supah Soakah XP twenyfah.
Wigger #1: Speakin o' twenyfah.. it's twenyfah to 7 o'clockizzle.. i betta b headin to my criby dib dizzle befow my mam n ma dad get mad yo.

by Billy July 06, 2004

Glass

transparent material often found in windows, refrigerated display cases for food and beverages, which, when it is used in a scene of a Steven Seagal movie, will cause a fight to occur and which will be shattered by human heads and bodies.

by Billy January 26, 2003