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masturbatathon 

n. to spend hours upon hours masturbating
"dude, what'd you do last night?"
"nothing, man. i sat on the couch all night and had a masturbatathon."
masturbatathon by SelenaG October 28, 2007

Masturbatathon 

When a group of people go hours on end masturbating.
The annual Masturbatathon is a charity event.

Masturbarathon 

1. One of those days where you have nothing to do so you spank the monkey many/flick the bean many times!

2. When you try and see how many times you can bash the bishop/tickle the clam before it gets sore.

3. An extra long wank
"Hey, dude. What are you doing today"
"I'm having a masturbarathon, mate!"
Masturbarathon by lewis_luther April 7, 2012

masturbarathon 

A marathon of exclusive masturbation 42.2 hours of pure glorious masturbation
Guy 1- "why didn't you show up to school yesterday?"
Guy 2- " had a hardcore Masturbarathon, my hand and dick feel like fire."
Guy 1- " Dayum I am supah jelly"
masturbarathon by adliebcocko December 13, 2014

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026