The thing that's ready to bear all your boogers no matter how boogerily boogery they are.
Ahhh...Ahhh...Ahhhhh-- *grab Kleenex* pikaCHOO!
by Ihuj Irtahk December 28, 2009
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Preferred hygiene product used by women (and presumably men) after intercourse, resulting from intra-vaginal or intra-anal climax, to prevent unnecessarily soiling bed-sheets/couch/carpet/upholstery/car-seat with the deposited ejaculate, which may subsequently trickle onto said fuck spots.
Convenient, cheap, quick and absorbent, the Kleenex is the ideal way to prevent nasty love juice stains.

Synonyms: Snot rag, hanky, handkerchief, tissue
“Give me a fucking Kleenex or you’ll sleep on the really wet spot!”

I’m sorry! I don’t have a Kleenex for clean up. Use your hand, the toilet is only a few steps away.”
by Loobert June 28, 2005
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The Kleenex is a small napkin used for many purposes, almost anything can be accomplished with the napkin. You can clean up, or mess up, with the Kleenex. One very important purpose of the Kleenex is wiping up cum or jizz. This can be one of the most efficient ways of cleaning the sticky substance.
Mom: Why are there so many Kleenex’s under your bed?
Son: I’m sick.
by Victor Kennedy Sr January 26, 2019
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Insulting word for a girl you use for sex once then get rid of, like a used paper tissue.

Also see Kleenex fuck and fuck 'n' chuck
Q: Who was that girl I saw you with last night?
A: Just a Kleenex. She blew me but she's nothing special.
by nikki.taylor September 23, 2010
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What (Diane Talamante) uses to stuff her bra. Where not sure what company made those kleenex but where afraid to find out. Diane has one year suply of tissue in each bra cup. Diane if your reading this U CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF WHICH U PROBABLY DID!
DIANE Talamante could loose 25 pounds by not wearing tissue theres a new weight loss diet for you bitch!
by Anonoumouys Fatass April 05, 2005
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A popular brand of tissue. Favoured by those going to a snot party
I'm gonna tear you up like a kleenex at a snot party!
by Gumba Gumba June 16, 2004
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