masturbatathon
"dude, what'd you do last night?"
"nothing, man. i sat on the couch all night and had a masturbatathon."
"nothing, man. i sat on the couch all night and had a masturbatathon."
masturbatathon by SelenaG October 28, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Masturbatathon
Masturbatathon by masturbatathoneer! August 10, 2012
Related Words
masturbathon
When you try to jerk off but are unable to reach orgasam for whatever reason, causeing you to jerk off for what seems to be an eternity yet is only 26.2 minutes
masturbathon by Ali T May 14, 2003
Masturbacation
1a) Jim: what did you do over spring break?
Tom: I was broke so I stayed at home and had a masturbacation.
Jim: that's gross.
b) Jim: What did you do over spring break?
Stacey: I was broke so I stayed at home and had a masturbacation.
Jim: that's hot.
Tom: I was broke so I stayed at home and had a masturbacation.
Jim: that's gross.
b) Jim: What did you do over spring break?
Stacey: I was broke so I stayed at home and had a masturbacation.
Jim: that's hot.
Masturbacation by sexyleg March 9, 2010
masturbathon
masturbathon by Billy November 14, 2002
masturbathon
A word of Greek origin meaning to masturbate and ejaculate approx. 26 times continuously without breaking.
masturbathon by Dr. Oxford May 16, 2003
masturbathon
Similar to an obstacle course, in which you jack off to certain types of porn in a row, seeing how fast you can finish the course.
masturbathon by niggers May 13, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary
Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026