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masturbatathon 

n. to spend hours upon hours masturbating
"dude, what'd you do last night?"
"nothing, man. i sat on the couch all night and had a masturbatathon."
masturbatathon by SelenaG October 28, 2007

Masturbatathon 

When a group of people go hours on end masturbating.
The annual Masturbatathon is a charity event.

Masturbarathon 

1. One of those days where you have nothing to do so you spank the monkey many/flick the bean many times!

2. When you try and see how many times you can bash the bishop/tickle the clam before it gets sore.

3. An extra long wank
"Hey, dude. What are you doing today"
"I'm having a masturbarathon, mate!"
Masturbarathon by lewis_luther April 7, 2012

masturbarathon 

A marathon of exclusive masturbation 42.2 hours of pure glorious masturbation
Guy 1- "why didn't you show up to school yesterday?"
Guy 2- " had a hardcore Masturbarathon, my hand and dick feel like fire."
Guy 1- " Dayum I am supah jelly"
masturbarathon by adliebcocko December 13, 2014

Masturbatetion 

It is when you grab the penile erection then you spam your social medias with #Start , when you are done you write #end while a salty suprise awaits.
I'm going to go wank ya know Masturbatetion Spam people with #End
Masturbatetion by #END February 28, 2017

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026