The conversation or confusion between the words mastecate and masterbate. Usually between teenage boys.
Those guys were masterwhating all through the hall.
by LandH May 14, 2008
Get the Masterwhating mug.The equivalent of a cock block, but when it happens during solo masturbation. Someone knocking on the door while a man is jacking off inside would be masturhating.
Jon: So what'd you do yesterday man?
Alex: I was bored as shit so I was just jacking off until my brother knocked on the door. Totally masturhating.
Alex: I was bored as shit so I was just jacking off until my brother knocked on the door. Totally masturhating.
by Admiral_A1 July 7, 2010
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The time spent wait for porn to buffer. The time that one spends waiting until the selected material is buffered and ready for viewing; at which point one can proceed with pleasuring one self.
I got home and due to my slow connection speed I had to masterwaiting until I could watch my girl Ava Addams and finish myself enjoyment.
by Markie Markie July 11, 2017
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Get the MastersBating mug.When a person (typically a guy) goes out to see a movie, or visits a theme park, or place otherwise mostly occupied by couples or friends,but does this alone. This can cause sympathy from other people that watch them as they purchase tickets or enter the area. This is different from when a person grabs a cup of coffee, or sits in a coffee shop alone for a few minutes, or rents a movie, or eats fast food. Masterdating involves often going to a restaurant alone, and sitting at the table alone, while some people look and either feel bad, or think that the person is a looser, or going to see a movie alone. It is often done by older men that may be widowed, or by people that can't get a girlfriend, or are the "40 year old virgin" type
You: 4 tickets for (name of movie) please
Masterdater behind you: 1 ticket for (name of movie) please
You (thinking) awe, he's alone, i guess he's Masterdating.
Masterdater behind you: 1 ticket for (name of movie) please
You (thinking) awe, he's alone, i guess he's Masterdating.
by titagula December 12, 2010
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by matt1975 September 10, 2012
Get the masterbating with a cheese grater mug.Guy 1: So I was yanking it real good last night, and my mom walked in. She kept on talking and wouldn't let me finish for at least a half hour.
Guy 2: Wow, she was masterhatin on you.
Guy 2: Wow, she was masterhatin on you.
by aablmd82 July 9, 2010
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