Masterbatingly
Adverb : a state of loneliness so consistent that masterbation is as common or more common then the act of taking a breath.
Masterbatingly by Cheyboy818 December 17, 2015
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masterbating with a cheese grater by matt1975 September 10, 2012
masterbating
Guy 1:Man, I think steve's masturbating again.
Guy 2: From the sound of it, he ain't just masturbating, he's MASTERbating.
Guy 2: From the sound of it, he ain't just masturbating, he's MASTERbating.
masterbating by Sir Fizwheel Humperdink October 5, 2007
stealth masterbating
Sam: I hope no one notices I am stealth masterbating
Girl friend: Sam ... are you wacking off!!!!
Sam: Oh Shit!
Girl friend: Sam ... are you wacking off!!!!
Sam: Oh Shit!
stealth masterbating by themanwiththeplan9192 April 4, 2010
Masterbating Monkey
A primate creature who masterbates.
"Monkey Masterbation Spotting" has become a hobby in the South American State of illinois. A well known competitor in the sport of of Monkey Masterbation Spotting is Fred Phelps, a very vocal and fanatically religeous biggot.
"Monkey Masterbation Spotting" has become a hobby in the South American State of illinois. A well known competitor in the sport of of Monkey Masterbation Spotting is Fred Phelps, a very vocal and fanatically religeous biggot.
The monkey wrapped his primate hand around his primate pink penis, and masterbated furiously untill he fell out of his tree. Fred Phelps watched in glee as he photographed the event so he could show the pictures to his family.
Masterbating Monkey by Gordon Freeman October 31, 2004
masterbating
masterbating by Anonymous March 15, 2003
masterbating
when a guy gropes his penis thinking about a girl, and then shoots out the substance inside of the penis
masterbating by Master at sex May 13, 2005
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