The equivalent of a cock block, but when it happens during solo masturbation. Someone knocking on the door while a man is jacking off inside would be masturhating.
Jon: So what'd you do yesterday man?
Alex: I was bored as shit so I was just jacking off until my brother knocked on the door. Totally masturhating.
Alex: I was bored as shit so I was just jacking off until my brother knocked on the door. Totally masturhating.
by Admiral_A1 July 05, 2010
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Masturbating as an act of hatred/violence. Usually involving ejaculation onto other people's furniture, valuable items, and carpets.
Yesterday, I snuck into Connor's house and Masturhated all over his carpet, and parts of the wall.
I was up all last night Masturhating on my roommate's things while he was away.
I was up all last night Masturhating on my roommate's things while he was away.
by Masturhater September 02, 2010
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by I R Awesome October 15, 2009
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"Julie has been masturhating like mad! She bitches constantly about hating her boss, but no one else gives a fuck."
by adrug November 27, 2007
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