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Masterwaiting

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The time spent wait for porn to buffer. The time that one spends waiting until the selected material is buffered and ready for viewing; at which point one can proceed with pleasuring one self.
I got home and due to my slow connection speed I had to masterwaiting until I could watch my girl Ava Addams and finish myself enjoyment.
Masterwaiting by Markie Markie July 11, 2017
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Masterwaiting

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verb. To quickly rub one out if you have been waiting for someone or something for an extended period of time. (30 min. to 1 hr.)
I heard from Ashley that Joe admitted he was masterwaiting until she arrived 10 minutes late.
Masterwaiting by Coke-a Cola December 25, 2010

masterwaiting

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the act of waiting for your family or roommate to leave the house so that you can masturbate.
axel was masterwaiting all day cuz his roommate wouldn't leave. he didnt get to jerk it once.
masterwaiting by axel123 April 21, 2010

Masterwaiting

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when you trying to jack off but things keep bothering you causing you to have to cover up and start again.
"dude are you done yet" "ya finally my phone kept ringing i was masterwaiting for a while there"
Masterwaiting by misticman March 3, 2011

Masturwaiting 

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Laying in bed, chubbed up, waiting for your roommate to go to sleep so you can pleasure yourself
"I had a Louisville Slugger-sized hardon last night and needed to crank one out, but my roomie was awake, watching some dumbass videos. I was up masturwaiting until 1:30am!"
Masturwaiting by DavieYo March 1, 2015

Masterdating 

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When a person (typically a guy) goes out to see a movie, or visits a theme park, or place otherwise mostly occupied by couples or friends,but does this alone. This can cause sympathy from other people that watch them as they purchase tickets or enter the area. This is different from when a person grabs a cup of coffee, or sits in a coffee shop alone for a few minutes, or rents a movie, or eats fast food. Masterdating involves often going to a restaurant alone, and sitting at the table alone, while some people look and either feel bad, or think that the person is a looser, or going to see a movie alone. It is often done by older men that may be widowed, or by people that can't get a girlfriend, or are the "40 year old virgin" type
You: 4 tickets for (name of movie) please
Masterdater behind you: 1 ticket for (name of movie) please

You (thinking) awe, he's alone, i guess he's Masterdating.
Masterdating by titagula December 12, 2010

masterbating with a cheese grater 

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Doing a task that is not a good idea
Moving this piano without help is like masterbating with a cheese grater.
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