Masturbating as an act of hatred/violence. Usually involving ejaculation onto other people's furniture, valuable items, and carpets.
Yesterday, I snuck into Connor's house and Masturhated all over his carpet, and parts of the wall.
I was up all last night Masturhating on my roommate's things while he was away.
I was up all last night Masturhating on my roommate's things while he was away.
by Masturhater September 2, 2010
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Get the Masturhatingmug. "Julie has been masturhating like mad! She bitches constantly about hating her boss, but no one else gives a fuck."
by adrug December 27, 2007
Get the Masturhatingmug. I masturhated to Margaret the other day.
by belial10 March 10, 2015
Get the Masturhatemug. by Eco-oreo10 December 12, 2009
Get the Masturhatemug. The equivalent of a cock block, but when it happens during solo masturbation. Someone knocking on the door while a man is jacking off inside would be masturhating.
Jon: So what'd you do yesterday man?
Alex: I was bored as shit so I was just jacking off until my brother knocked on the door. Totally masturhating.
Alex: I was bored as shit so I was just jacking off until my brother knocked on the door. Totally masturhating.
by Admiral_A1 July 7, 2010
Get the masturhatingmug. When you masturbate about someone who you despise. This can be done to achieve climax, or simply to confirm your hatred of someone.
by GayBlaine October 9, 2014
Get the Masturhatemug.