Mastertweet

verb; to rewtweet one's own tweet on Twitter.

Paris Hilton just retweeted herself. She is a mastertweeter as well as a horrible person.

by Moose Titties May 2, 2011

Masturtweeting

The act of using Twitter solely for self-pleasure or self-aggrandisement

Trump's unhinged and fact-disregarding pronouncements over Twitter are the best example ever of masturtweeting!

by Zach's Dad January 7, 2017

Masterweeping

Using ones own tears for lube during the act of self-satisfaction.

After she left him poor dude was masterweeping for weeks.

by Biohavok May 1, 2009

Masterbweet

When you write on Twitter but nobody but you reads your Tweets and you are essentially Tweeting to yourself.

Billy thinks everyone on Twitter reads his stuff but nobody does... he's just masterbweeting.

by Grunambulax May 20, 2011

mastertwatting

Masterbating until orgasm while using Twitter.

The dirty slut was mastertwatting in the school bathroom to tiger wood's new post.

by Poopslayer1 December 8, 2009

Masturtweet

The act of tweeting yourself, i.e. sending yourself a tweet by sending, replying or retweeting to yourself on the twitter network.

Usually the act of "Masturtweeting" is followed by sudden realisation and an expletive, often followed by a public tweet apologising for masturtweeting in public.

@me yeah dude, I was totally wasted last night <enter>

"Oh Shiz, just sent that to myself again..."

@all sorry guys, just masturtweeted again, can't help myself

by ccwharris November 4, 2009

mastertext

To masturbate via text message.

Symbols such as 8----> ------ are common when mastertexting.

by JoeBob19 July 19, 2011