mastertwatting

Masterbating until orgasm while using Twitter.

The dirty slut was mastertwatting in the school bathroom to tiger wood's new post.

mastertwatting by Poopslayer1 December 8, 2009

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Masterwaiting

The time spent wait for porn to buffer. The time that one spends waiting until the selected material is buffered and ready for viewing; at which point one can proceed with pleasuring one self.

I got home and due to my slow connection speed I had to masterwaiting until I could watch my girl Ava Addams and finish myself enjoyment.

Masterwaiting by Markie Markie July 11, 2017

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Masterwaiting

verb. To quickly rub one out if you have been waiting for someone or something for an extended period of time. (30 min. to 1 hr.)

I heard from Ashley that Joe admitted he was masterwaiting until she arrived 10 minutes late.

Masterwaiting by Coke-a Cola December 25, 2010

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masterwaiting

the act of waiting for your family or roommate to leave the house so that you can masturbate.

axel was masterwaiting all day cuz his roommate wouldn't leave. he didnt get to jerk it once.

masterwaiting by axel123 April 21, 2010

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Masterwaiting

when you trying to jack off but things keep bothering you causing you to have to cover up and start again.

"dude are you done yet" "ya finally my phone kept ringing i was masterwaiting for a while there"

Masterwaiting by misticman March 3, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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