mastertext

To masturbate via text message.

Symbols such as 8----> ------ are common when mastertexting.

by JoeBob19 July 19, 2011

masterdent

masterdent : perfect dental treatment

i have a dental problem , i need a masterdent.

by MASTERDENT July 11, 2009

masturbextrous

masturbating with either hand

Wow that was incredible, are you ambidextrous?
-I'm actually masturbextrous

by Rickterscale May 31, 2010

Masturdextrous

The ability to effectively masturbate with both hands.

Man, my right hand is broken and I'm horny. Good thing I'm masturdextrous!

by SoulStealr December 14, 2010

Masterdextrous

The ability to masturbate with either hand.

I wish I was masterdextrous!

by ThatsWhatStaciSaid June 18, 2013

Masterbeated

when you masturbate too fast for a long period of time and as a result lose focus, become flaccid, and have to start all over again.

Patient: Hey Doctor, yesterday I was masturbating and everything was fine until I just went soft, whats wrong?

Doctor: Don't worry, you were just "masterbeated."

by El Jalapeño August 18, 2011

mastercest

if you from the past or future were to come to the present time period through time travel and fucked yourself.

omg! did you hear how kennedy did mastercest! never heard of anyone doing that before!

by guccigal12345 November 28, 2018