tweeting

(Archaic) Stabbing a hooker.

"Remember the old days when tweeting meant stabbing a hooker?"

by reibmag October 21, 2019

tweeting

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweeting"

by Da Ass Master December 7, 2009

Tweeting

Writing using a bird's beak

Maui from Moana: "When you write with a bird, it's called tweeting."

by Dapper.Hailstorm July 3, 2017

Tweeting

The act of sending and recieving messages via Twitter.com.

" I was tweeting to my girlfriend last night. "

" Did you see the message i tweeted to Travis ? "

by Plumberboy May 11, 2009

Tweeting

The act of putting a hole into a buttplug then forcing it into your rectum to hear a loud whistling sound like a bird.

The only thing you could hear from the shack was the sound of <insert name> tweeting forcefully.

by TrueKyuubi April 17, 2009

Tweeting

Dressing up like a bird and then urinating on someone in an erotic fashion

John: "Hey Rob what are you doing?"

Rob: "I'm tweeting with my girlfriend"

John: "Wow, I didn't know you guys where into hardcore action"

by BigDA April 27, 2009

Tweeting

Tweeting (Verb) 1) The act of repeating things and being stupid 2) The act of repeating things and being stupid 3) The act of repeating things and being stupid 4) The act of being so stupid you don't realize you're repeating things

LOLfreak: LOL

WTFman: WTF

LOLfreak: LOL

Prandom: Idiotic Tweeting people...

by Kitten's Demon May 28, 2009