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Massage sex 

When someone goes into a massage room for a massage, but ends up having sex.
I stepped into the room to see a beautiful blonde girl, lying naked on the massage bed. God, she was so hot. There was only a towel covering her up.
Without saying a word, I began massaging her back. I couldn’t help but lift the towel the tiniest bit.

Before I knew it, she had pulled the towel off and pinned me to the bed.
“Hey daddy~” she whispered. I couldn’t stop blushing. “I didn’t come here for a massage. I came here to fucked...” she pulled me into a deep kiss. I began pulling my clothes off till I was completely naked.

I lifted her leg up and slid my hard cock down her pussy. She moaned and giggled. “The only reason I work here is because I want to have massage sex with sluts like you” I laughed.
Massage sex by YourHoneyBoo January 2, 2020
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Massage Chair Sex 

You set your massage chair all the way up to the top and on percussion, and have your partner rest his/her head on the part of the chair where the percussion is happening. You then place your penis inside your partners mouth for your enjoyment.
Massage Chair Sex is recommended if your partner is handicapped

sex message

A message sent on myspace, an email, text message, aim, ect. that has sexual content. Usually sent from a male who has sexual feelings for a female.
ryan12: Hey wats up?
clair85:nmu?
ryan12: nmj jacking off to you myspace picture.
clair85: wtf CREEP!!!
ryan12: I lov the one where your in a bathing suit and you can kinda see your nipple. DAMNNN!!!
( clair12 has blocked you from her buddy list.)

later that day...
Clair: OMG Ryan sent me the grosest sex message today!!
Julie: OMG! what a perv!
sex message by Emma Tom April 29, 2007

sex message

a text message that is sexual and is usually intended to get a sexual response
dude, stop sending sex messages your girl friend when im here, thats for your privite time only!
sex message by bostonfan January 30, 2009

subliminal sex message 

A sly underhanded satanic gesture spawned by women and rarely picked up by guys, who are too busy looking at their boobs to interpret anything they are saying.
Omg, so I was crazy horny and my vag was super thirsty, so I went around to all the guys at work and made every possible subliminal sex message I could think of, and no one showed up at my house later that night! So, I had no choice but to revert to overt sex messages and wear a bikini top to work the next day AND ONLY THEN everyone showed up at my house (even the boss!!) and we had an amazing orgy. Guys these days!, omg!

sext message 

An erotic message or possibly photos of what is usually a dumb and very attention seeking HS or even middle school girl who thinks sending out nudes is the only way she can get guys to like her. Usually is shocked when it ends up on the internet and everyone in school thinks she's a ho.
Hot damn, take a look at this nasty sext message I just got. I don't even know who the hell she is.
sext message by hnoss February 19, 2017

sext message 

a type of picture message recieved on a cell phone. in most cases, a male trys to persuade a certain female to send a picture of her bust. which in fact takes quite alot of time and patience on the males part because the female questions her morals and boundaries before finally sending the sext message.
jane - i dont know if i should do this :/

joe - aww cmon i wont show anyone

jane - oh okay ;)
_______

joe - dude, check out this pic of jane i got on my phone

paul - aww shit dude thats the best sext message ive ever seen
sext message by T to the D to the C February 21, 2009
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