Massabate

Massabate (verb.)- to join a group of other men and masterbate in mass quantities. In the family of ciricle jerk, massbating does not have a uniform structure. Massabate derives from the 1770's English word Masterbate, which means to jerkoff your superior, or king.

Joe: Yo Brandon!
Brandon: Why hello there.
Joe: would you like to go massabate?
Brandon: Yesa.

by Joey-Bagadontuz April 8, 2010

massabate

Homoerotic tickle-fest, with overtones of power inequity.

Sorry I missed the party last night. My boss asked me to stay late and massabated me.

by natoslug March 16, 2010

mastacate

means to consume/eat food.

I can't talk right now. I have to mastacate.

by GurnMon October 10, 2005

Mastawate

Waiting to masturbate, waiting for the chance to masturbate, or waiting for pornography to load so you can take a swing at your junk.

I wanted to jerk off, but i mastawated for like an hour before my mom was done using the computer.

by Mr. Puckett February 26, 2011

Massabait

A young male subordinate likely to lure out closet cases.

"Young Cyril is going to be pure massabait to those horny old senators...."

by illiterati69 March 10, 2010

mastabatorium

A room in which the sole purpose is to go and masturbate in.

The mastabatorium is my favorite room in the church.

by sdkjfgasdeithg May 29, 2007

mastubate

Common mispelling you would actually type/spell if you were actually masturbating for an extended period of time.

That's right,all I did all day was mastubate to repeated Star Trek episodes! Ohhhh gggggod,beam me up Scotty!

by lizaah May 20, 2006